The game starts like a snake, and all the nonsense depends on... The system? !
Aotaki, a mutated green snake demon general who just wants to practice silently in the Poison Swamp. Until a thunderbolt struck him awake and bound him to the **"Sao Broken Leg Cultivation Mall"** with a unique style of painting!
We don't sell spiritual stones here, we only charge **"Sexy Energy Value"** - the energy generated from other people's emotional breakdown (surprise, fright, shame, confusion)!
The products in the mall are even more heavyweight: "Colorful Contraceptive Pill" (actually a marrow-cleansing magic pill), "Whispering Words" (physical transcendence version), King Kong Barbie Fairy Rope (comes with a compulsory girl group dance)... Each one focuses on an abstract and heaven-defying one!
In order to accumulate sultry points and become stronger, to survive the once-in-a-hundred-year calamity of shedding her scales, and to avoid turning into a larval snake baby, Aotaki had to embark on a path of "not being a human being" (not a snake?).
He used the poisonous milk talent to reverse the operation and let the enemy break the defense on the spot with one sentence; he used the wool gathering talent to rob all things for free, focusing on being a diligent and thrifty housekeeper (crossed out). He looks cold and cold on the outside, but he complains like crazy on the inside.
The apprentices he has accepted are all of a kind: there is a down-and-out alchemist who explodes furnaces more violently than poisoning (contributing the main force of arrogance value), there is an undercover female agent from the Demon Appraisal Department (a warning to crack down on gangs and eliminate evil), and there is a Zu'an sword spirit who possesses a keyboard!
From the Ten Thousand Poison Swamp to the Xuanqing Continent, he will go crazy with literature all the way, letting the entire world of immortality feel the unique arrogance of the mysterious green snake from the East!
This is a large-scale TV series that combines cultivating immortals, sand sculptures, hot jokes, edging (not involving pornography), counterattacks, and the shocking secrets of the ancient demon court.
Welcome to watch - "I rely on my charisma to become an immortal, but my apprentice is actually an undercover agent and a comedian"!
