A snake from the start, and all the cheeky lines come from... a System?!
Qing Long is a mutant green snake demon general who just wants to quietly grind away at his cultivation in the Ten Thousand Poisons Swamp. Then a bolt of heavenly lightning jolts him awake, binding him to the delightfully bizarre **Cheeky Cultivation Shop**!
It doesn’t sell spirit stones. It only accepts **“cheekiness points,”** energy produced when other people have an emotional breakdown, whether from shock, surprise, embarrassment, or sheer confusion!
The shop’s wares are just as outrageous: the **Rainbow Birth Control Pill** (actually a divine marrow-cleansing pill), the **Analects of Rapping** (for physically sending people to the afterlife), and the Vajra Barbie Immortal-Binding Rope (comes with forced playback of a girl-group dance)... Every item is bizarre and completely against the natural order!
To build up cheekiness points and get stronger, survive the shedding tribulation that comes once every hundred years, and avoid turning into a baby snake, Qing Long has no choice but to embark on a path of “not being human” (or, rather, not being a snake?) and causing mayhem.
He uses his reverse-jinx talent to make enemies lose their composure with a single sentence. He uses his bargain-hunting talent to get everything for free, all in the name of thrift and good household management (strike that). He seems aloof and calculating on the outside, but on the inside, he’s constantly making sarcastic comments.
Every disciple he takes on is a certified oddball: a down-and-out alchemist whose cauldron explosions are deadlier than poison (the main source of cheekiness points); an undercover female constable from the Demon Investigations Bureau (warning: crackdown on crime); and an Anzhou sword spirit possessing a keyboard!
From the Ten Thousand Poisons Swamp to the Xuanqing Continent, he’ll unleash unhinged antics at every turn, letting the entire cultivation world experience the unique cheekiness of a mysterious green snake from the East!
This is a long-running saga that blends cultivation, goofy humor, trending memes, suggestive content (nothing explicit), a comeback story, and the shocking secrets of the ancient demon court.
Welcome to **Cultivating Through Cheekiness Points: My Disciple Is Both an Undercover Agent and the Comic Relief**!
