Marry the queen first, then go fetch the scriptures. Be true to the Buddha and to your beloved!
Looking at the enchanting, mature Queen of the Kingdom of Women, Tang Xuan cried out a Buddhist prayer and took her jade-like fingers:
"Amitabha. Your Majesty, do not be sad. This monk will stay with you..."
Looking at Tang Xuan's rosy lips and pearly teeth, the Queen of the Kingdom of Women fell in love...
Monkey: Master, are you serious?
Bajie: Our master is getting married too.
The news of Tang Xuan's wedding sent the Three Realms into an uproar.
Tathagata: Wait, what happened to fetching the scriptures?
Jade Emperor: Attendants, prepare the imperial carriage. We're going to congratulate them.
The great calamity of the Journey to the West began, only to end up preparing a wedding dress for Jin Chanzi...
