Hong Kong Films: Making Movies for Big Brother B, Starring Yip Tsz Mei

Big B: “You useless punk! Ho Nam took someone down and got blood on his hands, so you took the fall and went to prison! When you get out in three years, I’ll make you a Double-Flower Red Stick. That’ll more than make up for what you’ve done for me, you little worm!”

“Boss, that promise of yours shines brighter than the neon lights in Mong Kok! In three years, Chan Ho Nam will already be the boss of Causeway Bay. When I get out, I’ll be stuck under a flyover selling fish balls!”

System: [Ding! The Host’s resentment has reached its limit. “Underworld Rebel” mode unlocked!]

“What the hell? Does prison Wi-Fi come with a force-bound System now? Do I want the Sunflower Manual or the Nine Yin Manual?”

System: [Reward: The Thousand-Layer Playbook for the Boss’s Fall Guy. First layer: Use the gun oil on Big B’s gun as hand cream, so every time he touches his gun, he thinks of your fragrance!]

“Big B! Back then you said, ‘Get out and make big money with me.’ Turns out the meal was prison grub, and the tea was gone sour! Today, my treat: in with the white blade, out with the red!”

“Boss, he... he’s using my tattoo as a target for knife throwing!”

Big B clutched his head and wailed, “I told you to take the fall, not turn the whole underworld upside down!”

“You used to call me Big B’s fall guy? Now the whole of Hong Kong knows: Big B’s gun, Dai Tau’s knives, and Hung Hing’s rules have all been shoved right back up his own Sunflower Manual!”

System: [Congratulations, Host! Achievement unlocked: Evolved from “Big B’s cannon-fodder power bank” into “Hong Kong’s Number One Rebel God of War”!]

“Make me take the fall again, and I’ll flip every last one of your coffins!”