Plants Vs. Zombies: Fusion Hybrid Edition

Game streamer Chen Ping is livestreaming Plants vs. Zombies: Hybrid Fusion Edition from home. He’s chatting away with viewers when, all of a sudden, he slumps over and falls asleep. The viewers kindly end the stream for him, then leave his channel one by one.

When Chen Ping wakes up again, he finds himself with a bulky body and something heavy on his head. He pulls it off and discovers it’s an iron pot. Looking at the open ground ahead, he sees all kinds of plants growing there. They don’t look like ordinary plants, though. They seem to be hybrid creations. Just then, the System lights up on the watch on his wrist and begins explaining everything about this world.

Can he survive here without having his brains eaten? Can he protect his home from the zombies?

Chen Ping: “You say they’re hybrids? Now that’s something I know how to do. Machine-gun Doom-shroom, Doom Chomper, Cob Doom Cannon, Doom Starfruit.”

Zombies: “Thank you so much! I had an early shift this morning, and you ended my career so quickly. I hope you run out of toilet paper when you go to the bathroom, your mom’s groceries always get more expensive when she goes shopping, a truck runs you over every time you go out, and your dad loses a fortune!”

But their insults did nothing to deter Chen Ping’s disgusting tactics. The zombies didn’t even know what to say anymore.