Good news: I traveled through time! Bad news: time traveled to 500 million years ago...
Good news: I can become an immortal! Bad news: Trilobites taught me...
Let's call this Laidliki trilobite that calls itself "Cangming" the "Master", but why does it feel so uncomfortable everywhere...
Damn it, am I a trilobite myself? ? ?
"Ascension is a scam! We have to find another way..."
"Cultivation does not care about appearance... Are you practicing speciesism? Can't trilobites attain enlightenment and ascend?"
"Odd shrimp? If you're afraid of a der, cut him in the middle!"
