I bought myself a super cool urn.
I excitedly imagined myself turning into ashes and lying inside.
I couldn't wait to swallow the whole bottle of sleeping pills.
When I was about to say goodbye to this world with high expectations, I was suddenly interrupted by a strange call:
"Mr. Lin, right? I want the urn you just bought. I need it urgently. Please give me a price."
I looked at the empty medicine bottle and felt happy:
"What a coincidence, you died today too?"
"Otherwise, who of us will die first will get it?"
"But I should be faster than you."
"If we both die at the same time, we can just mix the ashes together."
The person on the other side was silent for a while and then said:
"... Okay."
[Almost crying]