Even Gods Have to Work Nine to Five

Lin Tian accidentally joined a strange chat group filled with strange people!

The Jade Emperor: “@everyone, can’t you see we have a new member? Everyone, get in here! It’s time to hit our sales targets!”

The Supreme Lord Lao: “Coming, coming! Oh, a young man! I’ve got some pills to strengthen your body. Take one, and I guarantee you’ll come in first in every Olympic event!”

Erlang Shen Yang Jian: “Little brother, do you like pets? I’ve got some top-quality dog food that can open a pet’s mind. How about it?”

Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: “It’s dangerous out there. My divine pagoda model will keep you safe.”

Chang’e: “Hey, handsome, would you like my photo album? It’s on special right now: buy two, get one free; buy five, and I’ll throw in a short video~”

Lin Tian thought they were all chuunibyou patients. But one day, he suddenly realized that the people in the group really seemed to be... immortals!