I Just Want to Eat Soft Food, but My Diva Wife Forces Me to Have Sex

Zhang Wei, a man who traveled from the inner earth to the parallel blue star, his lifelong dream is... To follow the diva wife Li Jianxiu and live a life of soft food in peace. My wife is a movie queen? Or the president of an entertainment empire? So what! The secretary has something to do, and nothing to do... Cough, keep lying down. System? Oh, that USB flash drive that holds the entire earth's knowledge? It takes so much brains that even a dog doesn't need it! However, his diva wife, who seems aloof but is actually sinister, has long seen through the "millions of things" beneath his "ordinary" appearance. So, when their seven-year-old son Zhang Xiaobao clamored to play with his father, Li Jianxiu smiled slightly and signed up the unsuspecting Zhang Wei for a baby-raising variety show that was broadcast live! "What? I'm tone-deaf and I want to sing?" - Open your mouth and kneel down to get to know the level of the national team. "Musical instruments? I haven't touched that thing before!" - In the next second, eighteen kinds of musical instruments are at your fingertips, can you still be original? Homework tutoring? Mathematical Olympiad question? Pediatrics! By the way, you can't go too far in solving the quantum physics questions asked by netizens in the live broadcast room, right? The way of raising children is beyond cognition, focusing on "scientific laziness and efficient raising", but the results are outstanding, making the "perfect dad" next door doubt his life. Zhang Wei: "I really just want to be a salted fish." Son Zhang Xiaobao: "Dad is so awesome!" (Star Eyes) The Queen's Wife Li Jianxiu: "Be good, keep acting, I'll see how long you can keep pretending." Audiences across the Internet: "At first we thought he was a good-for-nothing son-in-law, but later we found out that he seemed to be a fairy boss who came to experience life! Boss, do you still need a sweeper at home? Someone who has studied in college!