My Employer Is My Obsessive Ex. What Should a Strategist Like Me Do?

[Obsessive Ex + No System + Multiple Heroines and a Romantic Battlefield + Everyday Romance]

“Love strategist, when you teach other people how to date, do you ever think about how you might crash and burn yourself?”

Bai Zeming is Lotus Peak University's famous “love strategist,” an expert at solving every kind of dating dilemma, from guys pursuing girls to lesbian romances. His services are absurdly far-reaching. But one day, he takes a job helping someone win back an ex. The client pays a fortune and offers a 200-yuan bonus upfront, only for him to discover that the “jerk ex-boyfriend” they want back is none other than himself!

Worse still, this “ex,” Luo Yan, is nothing like the timid short-haired girl she used to be. Now she's a stunning, fair-skinned beauty with overwhelming combat skills and an obsessive streak. She keeps saying, “After we get back together, you'll be my puppy for two years first,” and even threatens to lock him in a basement! Bai Zeming breaks into a cold sweat. “I swear, I never dated her back then!”

And that's far from the end of his troubles. The sweet, popular girl he's been messaging for someone else is about to confess in public, his athletic “bro” nearly ends up on Luo Yan's assassination list, and even his academic advisor gets involved, pressuring him to play matchmaker...

Bai Zeming looks up at the sky and sighs. “Whoever wants to be a love strategist can have the job!”