Magic Therapist: I Massage the Gods to Death in Another World

Lin Yu transmigrates by accident and uses his family's traditional massage techniques to run a massage parlor on a continent of magic. When bone dragons fly into a rage from unbearable herniated discs; when Archmages go mad from stagnant magic; when nobles can no longer function because of mental contamination; only his exclusive massage techniques can pierce the shackles of the laws of nature. “Unblock your Governing Vessel for 20% off. Book a Conception Vessel package and get cupping therapy free. Female customers also get a complimentary essential-oil back massage...” [Ding! Successfully set Duke Bolton's bones, unlocking “Treasure Map”] [Ding! Gave the Elf Queen SPA therapy, obtaining “Elf Potion”] By lamplight, he is a master masseur. In the shadows, he is a therapy hunter who hunts evil.