The Dog Wife

My boyfriend is always up in the middle of the night, turning off the lights and training the dog in the living room.

He’s startled me several times. After getting nowhere trying to talk to him, I decided to ask people online for advice.

I didn’t expect someone to reply:

[Your boyfriend isn’t training a dog. He’s training a dog wife.]

[How long has he been training that dog?]

[Once the dog is fully trained, it’ll be the end of you.]