I'm Mo Chen, and I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that I transmigrated.
The bad news is, I never expected this day to come. A handsome, dashing, charming rogue like me, and I get mistaken for a speed bump?!
Then, somehow, I started drawing prizes and actually won a Sunset Fruit. I thought it would be useless, but I never expected this to be what I looked like after transmigrating!!!
And it gets even more absurd! What is this green, muscular monster? And why is there a green square floating over its head?
“Ever heard of good taste? Tell it to my fists!” The System said nothing, just kept pummeling Mo Chen with ORA ORA ORA.
Transmigrating to Teyvat, he starts out with an Enchanted-to-Godhood System! He teams up with a golden-haired girl!
But something seems off about this world. What the hell?! Where did these creepy things come from?
This is an absurd story that mixes a few eerie episodes into a comedy. (Ehe! Just doing a silly little pose.)
P.S. I wrote this book to record a thought that once flashed through my mind.
The joy is endless and the passion is endless! Let's get high, shall we? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧