Treasure Chests for Everyone: I Can See the Hints

Name: Treasure Chests for Everyone: I Can See the Hints
Author: Half a Degree Left

全民宝箱：我能看到提示

by Half a Degree Left (半度余)

Status: Completed
Length: 329k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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(First release across the entire web + feel-good power fantasy + no saintly protagonist.)

Passerby A: “Treasure chests are too dangerous. I just opened one and a thousand-year-old zombie came out and sucked me dry.”

Passerby B: “Tell me about it! I opened one and got a thousand-year-old female ghost. She had no sense of decency and immediately tried to pull my pants off. Boo-hoo, I'm not pure anymore.”

Passerby C: “You got off easy! I got the Evil-Warding Sword Manual, along with a complimentary painless castration. I'm still a virgin, too. What a tragedy!”

Qi Yuan rubbed his chin as he stared at the neatly arranged treasure chests before him, unable to decide.

One has Ma Xiaoling inside, that one has Angel Yan, and what, this one has Xi Shi? Quick, bring me my Sun God Oil. I'm taking on ten at once.