Hong Kong Films: Da Sha's Underworld

When it comes to being a lunatic, in Hong Kong Island’s underworld, Kwun is nothing. If he’s pissed off, he makes someone kneel and let him vent. If I’m pissed off, I make him kneel and let me vent. When it comes to being reckless, I’m one of the top dogs in Hong Kong Island. I never wear a helmet when I go fishing with Ah Lok. When it comes to loyalty, I’m also well known in the Hong Kong Island underworld. After all, I did my best to look after my big brother’s widow. When it comes to gang fights, everyone in the underworld knows there are two idiots in Hong Kong Island: the one in Sai Kung is pretending, but the one in Tsuen Wan is the real deal! Who’s stupid enough to pick a fight with a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies? As for making money, how the hell would I know? I’m an idiot. I just do whatever my boys say will make money. They said making movies was profitable... so I hit on actresses! One of my boys says, “Boss, I meant invest in making movies! What... what are you doing?” “Saving on cast salaries!” Sister-in-law says, “Save your ass! Where’s the money you saved on salaries?” “After the movie wrapped, my status changed, didn’t it? You’re the one who taught me a good man should treat his girl right.” Sister-in-law says, “Idiot! Let’s stop saving and just pay them, okay?” “How could I? It’s not easy for an idiot like me to earn money. We shouldn’t let outsiders profit from us. We still have to save where we can!” Sister-in-law roars, “If you’re going to keep saving, then buy me a whole damn building!”