[The stammering, rugged River God × the talkative sacrificial bride] Devoted couple + slow-burn romance + age gap + lighthearted daily life + a gradual, lasting love
By sheer accident, Cui Xiaoman was offered up as a sacrifice to the River God. When she opened her eyes, she thought, I’m doomed.
Other people’s gods are handsome, aloof men with white hair. How come I got stuck with this stammering, rough country bumpkin who lives in abject poverty?
As the most incompetent sacrificial bride in history, the first thing she said was, “Hey! I refuse to marry this wild man with a chicken-nest head!”
System: [Congratulations, Host! You’re bound to the Rant Energy Conversion System. Your rants can restore the disgraced River God’s divine power!]
System: [River God’s divine power +5!]
The harsher she rants, the stronger he gets. Can she turn her life around just by mouthing off?
From then on, Cui Xiaoman ranted wherever she went, cursing her way through eight hundred streets to help him become a god.
But after she’d talked herself hoarse completing the missions, the ascetic River God handed all his divine power over to another woman.
Cui Xiaoman regretted it. “I’m his bride!”
She immediately exchanged points with the System for a [Love Potion], grabbed the River God, and dragged him into the bedroom. “Lie down. We’re consummating our marriage!”
*A record of how the queen of trash talk was tamed by a stammerer
[I can’t write blurbs, sob. Please, everyone, give me a chance!]
