Zhang Fan, the 72nd generation descendant of Zhang Tianshi, has rare Taoist skills and a first-class rhetoric. One day, he was struck by a thunderbolt and bound to the [Metaphysics Revitalization System]——
System goal: Become the strongest heavenly master in history!
System method: Let the host jump repeatedly on the road to social death!
So——
"Ding! Post a mission: Use a mahogany sword to consecrate a sow at the entrance of the village, and you will be rewarded with a set of "Sow Postpartum Care Talisman"!"
Zhang Fan: "... What the hell is this Taoist magic?"
"Ding! New mission: Live broadcast dancing master summons Sadako, if you dance well, you will get "Sadako Hair Salon Coupon"!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room: "This Taoist priest is crazy... Pay attention!"
While other heavenly masters were subduing demons, Zhang Fan was holding up a Bagua Mirror to sell insurance to the zombies: "Brother, house prices in the underworld have risen, why don't you consider the installment of urns?"
Zombie: "... You look more like a dead person than me."
What's even more outrageous is that the system mall actually has [Ultraman Transformer (high imitation)], which sells for 100 million merit points!
Zhang Fan: "What do I need this thing for?!"
System: "Dear, Godzilla has been detected in the East China Sea~"
