Anti-Formula System: I Deliver Takeout and Cultivate into a Sword Immortal

[System binding failed!] “Ding! The System has detected that Host Shen Yan possesses an ‘anti-cliche constitution.’ Binding failed.” Shen Yan stares at the cultivation System on his phone, deep in thought. Not only does this lousy System give him bizarre missions, like delivering takeout by sword-flying through the subway at rush hour, it also comes with a sharp-tongued commentary feature: “Host, with intelligence like yours, you should get rebuilt from scratch.” [Urban Superpower Showdown] When Shen Yan uses his “Sharp Tongue Art” to argue a fox spirit who has cultivated for a thousand years into tears, and uses his “Food Delivery Rider's Movement Technique” to dodge cultivators hunting him down, the entire cultivation world goes crazy “Is this kid here to wreck the place?” “His spiritual weapon is a Meituan electric bike?” [Romantic Battlefield] The aloof campus beauty suddenly confesses: “Shen Yan, can I touch your spiritual weapon?” The icy female CEO corners him against a wall: “I hear you can cure infertility?” The System suddenly runs amok: “Warning! Host's romance rating has skyrocketed. Recommend immediately activating ‘Player Mode’!” [An Anti-Cliche World] Cultivators sell pills through livestream shopping, demons and monsters are obsessed with Honor of Kings, and underworld civil servants work 996 overtime. This is a cultivation world shattered by the impact of modern civilization. And Shen Yan is about to use his “anti-cliche” approach to redefine the rules of cultivation.