Accepting a Disciple in Exchange for a Dog's Life? Master's Magic Weapon Is Too Unorthodox

[Shuangwen+Invincible Flow+Group Portrait+Slap in the Face+Counter Routine] [hilarious fairy tale! System failure? Master is overturning online! In the twin moons, Jiang Yiyi, who traveled through time and became the leader of a small sect, proposed the "accepting disciples in exchange for dog lives" system. As long as the apprentice is strong enough, he can live for thousands of years! However, the beginning was hell: with sallow-looking disciples and a crumbling sect, how dare you dream of a thousand-sect competition? In order to survive, Jiang Yiliu refined the magical elixir overnight. The eldest apprentice's Yin-Yang mirror illuminated the enemy's collective performance of "kneel down and recognize relatives." The corpse puppet of the second apprentice was specially selected to touch the boss of Yuanying, and when he saw the golden elixir monk, he instantly transformed into a scumbag. The third apprentice was even more amazing. He took out the "Jinghong Pill", threw it and exploded it, causing all the monks in the audience to dance in the square! All the disciples collapsed and covered their foreheads: "Master! You can live for thirty thousand years, so stop practicing!" Jiang Yiliu raised his eyebrows and sneered: "Why are you panicking? This is called strategic confusion. If you take a pill, I'm sure..." Before he finished speaking, the alchemy furnace exploded with a bang, and countless pink bubbles floated out from the fireworks all over the sky...