I launched special services on Meituan:
The grievance purifying massage is 199, the obsession dissipation cupping is 499, and the afterlife bliss SPA package is 999. The negative review rate is always zero - after all, the customers who have experienced it are lying quietly in the freezer of the funeral home.
It wasn't until I took over the Jiang Da female corpse case that I used a peach wood scraper to push away her stiff shoulders and neck, and the whole corpse suddenly twitched and sang a nursery rhyme. Her chest opened automatically, revealing a pottery urn with birth dates written on it, and the cinnabar on the bottom of the urn was my exclusive recipe for soul-soothing incense.
"Technician Lin, your VIP box is ready." During the midnight reservation call, the background sound was the familiar sound of chains dragging. The surveillance showed that the caller's number belonged to mortuary cabinet No. 3, And the person lying inside was the funeral director who had just written a five-star review for himself yesterday.
