"Agricultural student Chu Lingqi fell in the field and traveled to Wuzhuang to view the ginseng fruit - the one that was knocked off the tree by Sun Wukong with his stick!
Seeing that he was about to enter the monkey's mouth, he activated the [Gene Editing System] with a backhand:
"Ding! The DNA of Monkey King has been detected. Do you want to analyze it?"
From then on, the style of cultivating immortals completely collapsed:
Does Buddhism use poisonous rice to cause trouble in the world? Hybrid rice is a direct slap in the face!
Nezha was bitten by the law of cause and effect? Use CRISPR to cut the red thread of karma!
The Jade Emperor angrily denounced science as heretical? A backhand blast of nuclear fusion golden elixir blasted the Lingxiao Palace to pieces!
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Many years later, Chu Lingqi stepped on the quantum lotus platform, with one hundred thousand mechas and heavenly soldiers arrayed behind him:
"Cultivation of immortality is not about productivity, you deserve to be beaten by Brother Monkey!"