[Female Lead Is the Big Bad + Ruthless and Sharp-Tongued + Subverts the Usual Tropes + Ensemble Cast + Face-Slapping]
Lu Qingli transmigrated into the world of cultivation.
Her parents had both died, and the Sect Master of Xuantian Sect took her in as his personal disciple.
Her master was stern, but exceptionally kind to her.
Her senior brothers doted on her, showering her with rare treasures.
She was everyone's darling until one day, they asked her to willingly enter a reincarnation formation and sacrifice herself for the Sect Master's deceased daughter.
Her original self came to the realization: she was nothing but a blood bank kept in reserve for the Sect Master's white moonlight.
Lu Qingli arrived just as she was about to be sacrificed.
They wanted her flesh and blood? Fine, she gave it to them!
She even gave the white moonlight a "free gift," making her carry a demonic energy buff for life, and casually blew up Xuantian Sect in the process.
Lu Qingli survived, didn't fall to demonic corruption, and met the future four great guardians of the Demon Lord.
However...
Xiao Zhou, who wielded a thunderstorm hammer that could smash his way through the world, was on the verge of death after swallowing forty-eight of his relatives' inner cores.
Zhan Heng, the puppet master who controlled the world's wood spirits, could currently control only four wooden puppets.
Tian Nanxing, the Underworld Serpent Demon Lord who cultivated both medicine and poison, still wasn't used to being human.
The newly reestablished Heaven's Secrets Pavilion, the go-to source for all things immortal and demonic, hadn't opened yet.
Lu Qingli: "If you're sick, get treated. If you're broke, make money. It's getting cold. Time to bankrupt the cultivation world."
Together, they braved secret realms, entered the Demon Abyss, seized spiritual treasures, and ascended to the Ninth Heaven.
When her old enemies met her again, they prostrated themselves at Lu Qingli's feet, begging her to spare them for old times' sake.
Lu Qingli scattered their ashes across the immortal and demonic realms.
If the immortals are heartless, then I'll become a demon.
If the gods won't protect me, then I'll slay the gods myself!
Later, the name Lu Qingli spread throughout the Six Realms.
Everyone said, "Lu Qingli? She's the ancestor of the cultivation world."
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