Uncle Nine: You Asked Me to Make a Movie, but I Really Can Slay Demons

Name: Uncle Nine: You Asked Me to Make a Movie, but I Really Can Slay Demons
Author: Li Qiufeng Ya

九叔：让你拍戏，你真会斩妖除魔

by Li Qiufeng Ya (李秋风呀)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 133k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Jiu successfully bound himself to a Daoist Arts System. Just as he had mastered his cultivation and was preparing to slay demons and vanquish evil, he suddenly discovered that this world had no ghosts or monsters!

Years of arduous cultivation, only to look back and find that this world has no demons?

At that moment, Lin Jiu completely lost it. With all the cultivation he had, he could only set up as a fortune-teller by the bridge.

But what era was this?

Believe in science!

His fortune-telling business kept getting harder to sustain, so he had no choice but to change careers and open a general store in the western part of town, just to make ends meet.

Then one day... Lin Jiu suddenly heard that a film crew was shooting a horror movie. He realized he had found his opportunity. Without a second thought, he went straight to audition for the role of the crew’s Taoist zombie hunter!

Unexpectedly...

Strange things began happening one after another during the shoot!

A zombie climbing out of its coffin?

Don’t panic. I’ll just make a palm thunder to dispel the evil qi.

A vicious ghost breaking loose?

Can’t you see the purple Daoist robe I’m wearing?

Everyone was stunned. “Uncle Jiu, you really can slay demons and vanquish evil!”

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