Mr. CEO, Your Wife Went to Buy Long Underwear Again

The cold and ruthless CEO who controls the lifeblood of the global economy has a serious headache lately.

His thrifty, house-proud wife has gone out to buy thermal underwear again!

“Madam, we have underfloor heating, climate control, and custom cashmere sweaters. Why do you still need thermal underwear?!”

“Because the supermarket has a sale: spend 100 and save 20,” his wife replied, entirely unapologetic.

The CEO was furious. He immediately ordered the acquisition of every thermal underwear factory in the country, determined to monopolize the market and leave his wife with nowhere to buy any!

But then…

“CEO, your wife’s moved on to Pinduoduo and got 500 people to help her bargain…”

“CEO, your wife’s started livestreaming to sell products, and even your rivals are buying…”

“CEO, your wife says… thermal underwear isn’t selling. Could you help us out?”

And so began a business war sparked by thermal underwear!

“Woman, you’re playing with fire!”

“No, I’m wearing thermal underwear.”

The CEO’s Wife Went Out to Buy Thermal Underwear Again