The Animals in My Home Can Cultivate Immortality

Late one night, a giant gray rat appeared in the rented apartment of an overworked wage slave. It was meditating with its legs crossed and its front paws making an OK sign, and the first thing it said was, “Mortal, keep your distance.” Even more outrageous, this rat could cultivate immortality. In three days it grew as big as a toy poodle, and in seven it transformed into a schoolgirl. It even helped him unlock a “spirit spring physique,” turning him into an “animal-shaped power bank” for the local wildlife.

When a rat demon that could give the finger, an upright-walking golden retriever, and a prophetic crow teamed up to cultivate immortality, the wage slave’s life went completely off the rails. By day, he dealt with his sarcastic supervisor. By night, he helped the rat livestream fortune-telling for extra cash, sorted out a colleague’s misunderstanding about a female ghost draining his yang energy, and watched out for fur thieves coveting his “immortal pets.”

But as the animals’ spiritual powers surged, a portal suddenly crashed into the living room. Its destination: the naval Battle of Yashan in 1279. Its mission: rewrite the tragedy of one hundred thousand people throwing themselves into the sea. Accompanied by a spell-casting rat, a talking dog, and a wisecracking crow, the wage slave was forced to embark on a high-stakes transmigration. He used modern knowledge to take on the Yuan cavalry, introduced potatoes to the ancients, and built signal towers in an age of cold weapons...

From the chaotic immortal-cultivation routine of life in a rented apartment to a race against death on a battlefield in a time of turmoil, the pets became the key to saving the world. At last, the wage slave understood: he hadn’t raised pets, but a whole gang of ancestors capable of turning history upside down!