Southern Saber, Northern Sword: The Hero Becomes an Immortal

[Soul-Like] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Expansive Worldbuilding] [Comedy] [A Touch of Extreme Martial Arts]!

A traditional slow burn that picks up pace later on.

"Burn incense at every temple, bow to every Buddha you meet, and may God bless us..."

"O supreme Emperor of Merit of the Thirty-Three Heavens, please forgive my precious scroll and pardon this lost lamb..."

"On the autumn day of the fifth month, he got into a shouting match with a nun. It was quite amusing. This person has gone completely insane..."

Li Jiang transmigrated into a magnificent and vast immortal martial world.

He upheld the will of the Buddha, while harboring an endless homesickness.

So he made a point of keeping a diary every day, secretly taking the mickey out of every deity in the heavens.

Then, at the age of twenty-five, Li Jiang unexpectedly obtained a Buddhist technique that let him steal another person's [cultivation], [combat power], [skills]... and even [plant a demonic seed in their heart] through [bone exchange]. He could even be reborn by reversing his body, becoming an embryo in a pearl and returning to his mother's womb, a peerless physician of bone-related ailments.

From that day on, the jianghu gained an old Buddha who [left no bones behind when he killed].

From that day on, he crossed the mortal world, watching countless beauties grow old.

From that day on, geniuses were no longer geniuses, and reincarnated children became the norm.

[Soul-Like] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Expansive Worldbuilding] [Comedy] [A Touch of Extreme Martial Arts]