When I was facing my own swimming pool, I asked my soul: Who would throw a beautiful woman wearing silk Song Dynasty Hanfu into the swimming pool as a Halloween decoration? It wasn't until the "drowning female ghost" in his arms suddenly pinched his veins and cursed "crazy" in Kaifeng Mandarin that he was shocked to realize that what he had caught was the serious princess of the Song Dynasty - Zhao Duofu, the Roufu Emperor who was recorded in the history books as jumping into a well during the Jingkang Incident.
This ancient princess, who spoke "I will die" but said "The Golden Man is coming", recognized the sweeping robot as a "tomb-suppressing beast", bowed three times and bowed nine times to the smart speaker, triggered a food safety alarm when using silver hairpins to "test" organic vegetables in the supermarket, and even arranged the router signal lights in a "Xuanji Picture" to be used as a beacon. I was forced to start the "Modern Survival Guide" teaching: when teaching her to scan the QR code to pay, the princess wrote the hairpin in small regular script "Qiu Lang's Personal Appraisal" on the cashier receipt; when teaching her to use a smart door lock, she insisted on picking the lock with a pearl step; the most amazing thing was that the two of them developed a "fusion of ancient and modern recipes", dismantling Costco roast chicken into "Signed Grilled Rabbit", using maple syrup to make honey-fried kumquats, and almost turning the air fryer into an "artifact of the imperial kitchen".
Amid the buzz of smart homes and the ancient rhyme of palace and merchant relationships, two souls that should be parallel are using the most absurd way to continue a love affair on the other side of the ocean that is more complicated than "Xuanji Picture" - when the Oriental hairpin small regular script meets the Western code, who is the ultimate "tamer" in this time and space dislocation?
