Matthew, a 30-year-old social keyboard warrior, is passionate about the canyon every day and deletes spam ads in his mailbox. However, after accidentally clicking on an email "scamming new game internal beta", he closes his eyes and opens his eyes, and directly travels to the world of immortal cultivation. He likes to carry the SSR immortal hero number with full BUFFs and pinch his face with his own hands. He started to cultivate in the pill stage, has a super cool thunder spell, and has eight-pack abs that blind the eyes of titanium dogs!
With the system at hand and the mall in hand, I thought I could punch Nanshan Nursing Home, kick Beihai Kindergarten, and reach the pinnacle of life...
But who knows, no matter how handsome Kezi is, no matter how high his cultivation level is, Xinzi is still the same person who makes awkward conversations when he opens his mouth and only knows "Fuck!" What the hell is this? The society is afraid of the house!
Facing the adoring (or horrified) looks of the natives (including but not limited to rabbit-shaped beasts, tribal macho men, and some not-so-smart villains), he just wanted to draw circles in the corner with his keyboard in his hand, and anonymously asked questions in the system chat box: [Um... The aura of the boss is too heavy for me to bear. How can I get to the finale gracefully? I'm waiting online. It's urgent!
High energy warning ahead! NPCs from other worlds, please pay attention. The Immortal Lord who looks so handsome that he can't close his legs and has an aura of 2.8 Meters is actually just a passing, peace-loving (weird) complaining keyboard warrior (Friendly reminder: a fully automatic face-slapping aura has been bound, please be careful when touching porcelain)!
