Journey to the West: This Tang Monk Is a Little Unhinged

[Comedy + Hilarious + Ridiculous + Absurd + Invincible + Not Primordial Era, No Harem, Pure Plot]

Also known as: “Journey to the West: The Demon-Collecting System Forces Me to Rule the Three Realms”

Tang Sanzang wakes up one morning bound to the “Get Stronger by Collecting Demons” System. From the start, it gives him a Desert Eagle and a rocket launcher, and he can even trade luck points for instant noodles!

Demons: ???

Tathagata: ???

The Jade Emperor: Third Brother, get me a pack of spicy strips too!

[Ridiculous Daily Life]

Flaming Mountain? Make the Bull Demon King plow the fields first!

Lion Camel Ridge? Forty thousand little demons line up for ham sausages!

The king of the Dharma-Extinguishing Kingdom wants to chop off my head? Fine, I’ll take the royal treasury with me!

[High-Energy Warning]

Zixia is resurrected, and Wukong instantly turns into a crybaby;

Sha Wujing is forced into an arranged marriage, and the Rat Spirit ties herself up overnight;

The Smiling Buddha teams up with Venerable Ling to cause trouble? I’ll ride a motorized tricycle right into their faces!

[Reader Pleasures]

✓ Collect demons without chanting scriptures. Just recruit them as underlings.

✓ No power ceiling. The Jade Emperor calls him Third Brother, and Tathagata begs him for a carry.

✓ A romantic battlefield: Guanyin gets talked into becoming the future Maitreya Buddha (the wedding house has already been emptied).

[One-Sentence Summary]

Others make the pilgrimage. I collect demons, and all the big shots of the Three Realms switch sides

Tang Sanzang: “Amitabha. This monk isn’t robbing anyone today. I’m just collecting corpses… cough, collecting demons!”