Journey to the West: This Tang Monk Is a Bit Crazy

[Funny + hilarious + sand sculpture + nonsensical + invincible + pure plot that is neither ancient nor harem] Nickname: "Journey to the West: The Demon Collection System Forces Me to Dominate the Three Realms" When Tang Sanzang wakes up, he is bound to the "Become stronger by absorbing demons" system. He will be given a desert eagle and a rocket launcher at the beginning, and he can also use his fortune points to exchange for instant noodles! ——Goblin:? ? ? ——Tathagata:? ? ? ——Jade Emperor: Third brother, make spicy strips for me too! Sand Sculpture Daily Flame Mountain? Let the Bull Demon plow the ground first! Shituoling? Forty thousand little monsters lined up to receive ham! To kill the King of France, you want to behead me? Okay, the treasury will pack it yourself! High energy warning Zixia is resurrected, and Wukong turns into a crybaby instantly; Sha Wujing was forced to get married, and the rat spirit tied him up overnight; The Smiling Buddha joins forces with the Spiritual Master to cause trouble? Raise your hand and ride on your face three times! [Readers feel better] ✓ Accept demons without chanting sutras, just recruit them as your little brother ✓ There is no upper limit to the combat power. The Jade Emperor calls him third brother, and the Tathagata asks for help. ✓ In the emotional Shura field, Guanyin was tricked into becoming the future Buddha (the wedding room has been emptied) [One sentence introduction] Others learn from their experience and I accept their demons, and all the big guys in the three worlds switch jobs—— Tang Sanzang: "Amitabha, the poor monk is not robbing today, he is only collecting corpses... Cough, collecting demons!"