"Being a hero is worse than being a couch potato!"
Yang Xiaotang is the least reliable fake hero in the history of another world. He lives by the motto, "If you can lie down, don't sit; if you can run, don't fight." Yet the Heavenly Path Sect certifies him as a "Wind Element Resonator." While others fight monsters and demons with fiery passion, he plays dead, runs away, and uses Holy Light to roast chicken wings. Then he meets a sweet, airheaded girl who munches on pancakes while carrying an ice sword...
"My name is Liu Yiyi. I'm here to slay the demon dragon... Hey! Why are you using my sword to peel an apple?!"
When demonic armor collides with couch-potato philosophy, and the undead legions face a barbecue party, the thousand-year conflict starts to go completely off the rails.
"Lord Hades, they're using explosive magic to open a hot pot restaurant!"
"Sir Belad, the mecha production line has been converted into an automatic shaved-ice machine!"
Yang Xiaotang watches the Demon King's army fall apart, chewing on a skewer of grilled demon cores as he mumbles, "I told you, hot pot beats fighting any day."
