"Being a brave man is worse than being a salted fish!"
Yang Xiaotang, the most unreliable fake hero in the history of another world, adheres to the life creed of "never sit down if you can lie down, never fight if you can run", but he is certified as a "Wind Element Resonator" by Tiandao Sect. Others relied on their blood to slay demons, while he relied on pretending to be dead, escaping, and using the Holy Light technique to grill chicken wings. Until I met that naturally silly girl carrying an ice sword and chewing waffles——
"My name is Liu Yiyi, and I'm here to kill the demon dragon... Hey! Why are you using my sword to peel an apple?!"
When the demon war armor collides with the salted fish philosophy, and when the undead army encounters the barbecue party, the style of this thousand-year confrontation gradually collapses.
"Master Hades, they used explosive magic to open a hotpot restaurant!"
"Sir Berard, the mecha production line has been transformed into an automatic shaved ice machine!"
Yang Xiaotang looked at the crumbling Demon King's army, holding a skewer of roasted demon core in his mouth and murmuring: "I told you earlier that boiling mutton is worse than beating and killing."
