Spreading Rumors in the Interception Sect, I Send Zhunti Sneaking Off with Nuwa

Xu Lang was a human born after the creation of the world, yet somehow he ended up joining the Interception Sect as an outer disciple! Knowing how terrifying the future Investiture of the Gods War would be, Xu Lang was constantly thinking about how to leave the Interception Sect. Fortunately, a System descended from the heavens: as long as he spread rumors, he could grow stronger! [Did Guang Chengzi spy on Ci Hang while she was bathing?] Ci Hang: "Oh! Senior Brother, how shameless! How could you do that? Boohoo, I'm telling Master!" [Does Chang Er Ding Guang Xian intend to force himself on Zhao Gongming?] Zhao Gongming: "Chang Er Ding Guang Xian, go ahead and try. Let's see if I kill you! Little sister, don't hold me back!" [Have Hongyun and Zhen Yuanzi broken up?] Hongyun: "Nonsense! Who said I broke up with my good friend Zhen Yuanzi? Show yourself, and I'll beat you to death!" [Does Zhunti plan to secretly take Nuwa home?] Nuwa: "You shameless Zhunti! I'll beat you to death! Brother, help me beat him up!" Tongtian: "Hmm, this disciple of mine is quite good, quite good. From today onward, Xu Lang is the vice leader of my Interception Sect!" Xu Lang: "My surname is Xu and my given name is Lang, but I'm really not a flirt. How did spreading a few rumors turn me into a vice leader?" [A different take on the Primordial World. The blurb's short, so head on over to the story!]