Big Prawn King

Travel through time and become a eunuch? No, I am Frankenstein! When Xia Ren, a man from the 21st century science and technology industry, opened his eyes, he was actually dressed as "Xiaren", the eunuch of the imperial kitchen. I wanted to wait for death by relying on historical knowledge, but was forced to become an invention maniac by the [survival system]—— "Carve a bicycle out of a carrot and get a perpetually moving spatula as a reward!" "Teach Zhu Yuanzhang how to dance in the square and unlock the "Barefoot Doctor's Manual"!"** From then on, the painting style of Ming Dynasty changed drastically: The pearl emerald white jade soup was filled with popping candy, and Zhu Yuanzhang made an emoticon after eating it: "This soup can bite people?!" Inventing the "automatic batching of red chickens" to work for the emperor, the mechanical parrot angrily yelled at the ministers: "If you don't want money, quit the court!" The Northern Expedition to Mongolia relied entirely on hot pot tactics - airdropping butter pot bottoms caused cattle riots on the grasslands. The nomads cried and begged for peace: "Please don't let the chili peppers attack the tents again!" When the steam dragon boat sailed into the East China Sea and the solar stove illuminated the Forbidden City, Zhu Di held the mahjong machine and fell into deep thought: "Dad, Shrimp said the earth is round, how about... Let's go to Europe and have a global barbecue?" This is a hilarious farming novel that uses science to challenge metaphysics and subverts history with sand sculptures. See how the social animal Xiaren used a rubber band and two wooden boards to turn Ming Dynasty into "the world's most powerful cultural and creative country"! --- Anti-routine invention flow | Daily exchanges between emperors and ministers | Using science to explain metaphysics | The Ming Dynasty on the tip of the tongue Please do not drink water while reading this book, otherwise your phone will get wet.