[Everyday life + gangs + System + lighthearted humor + multiple heroines]
Take their money, solve their problems.
[Hello, boss! Your mercenary System is here to report for duty!]
Getting bullied at school? Want me to help? The pay is only two yuan?
Jiang Yi: “I'm in!”
A gang fight is coming up? The other side has plenty of men and they're strong? Afraid you can't take them?
Jiang Yi furrows his brow and thinks it over. Just then, the System speaks in his mind.
[Ding! Host, completing this mission will earn you fifty lottery draws.]
After hearing that, Jiang Yi doesn't hesitate for a second: “I'm in!”
The little cherry blossoms are attacking? Their man is a martial artist, unbelievably tough?
Jiang Yi: “Damn, I'll turn him into a human swine!”
The little pickles are provoking us? They know Western fencing and no one can stop them?
Jiang Yi: “That's only because they haven't met me!”
A prestigious family? The most beautiful heiress in the capital? Have a child? And they'll pay me?
Jiang Yi wipes the drool from the corner of his mouth. “Heh heh!”
Many years later...
Jiang Yi holds one child in his left arm, carries another on his back, and has several more babbling babies sitting on the sofa behind him.
“Come on, don't tell me you really think I did all that for the money?”
Everyone hears him and nods in unison!!!
Too late, classic text