[Lighthearted comedy] [No female lead] [Immortal] [Can crush the Nine Heavens and Myriad Worlds with his bare hands]
Other people's ancestors survive by becoming humble temple caretakers. I survived by becoming the thing children fear most.
Other people compete to take disciples until they're twisted into knots. Me? I just put a sack over their heads and take them!
After Xu Changming outlives three Systems, he finally gets a beginner's gift pack:
[Ding! Please accept your ten-life, master-wrecking disciple.]
Seven-year-old hostage Wang Nan: Master, this chicken soup is delicious.
Seventeen-year-old rebel: Master, your old hen has hatched some chicks.
Twenty-seven-year-old demon: Master, this emperor won't listen. Shall I cut him down?
“Rebel! When you destroy a country, can you at least pay off my mortgage while you're at it?”
“Master, you spent your two-thousand-year retirement fund on roast chicken!”
Old Huang, time for a walk. And while we're out, let's raid a heavenly prison.
When the emperor of the Vermilion Bird Kingdom saw Xu Changming kicking down the palace gates while gnawing on roast chicken, he finally remembered the terror of being ruled by an immortal:
“Back then, you taught my father how to govern. Now you're going to teach me how to die?”
It looks interesting. Come on later.