Genshin Impact: I Told You I'm Writing a Serious Fanfic

[Sharp-tongued, sweet-talking demon Harbinger heroine + no CP + one-sided crushes from both men and women, but the protagonist only loves herself + comedy] After transmigrating into Genshin Impact, Liuguang decides to return to her old profession and start writing fanfiction. The day she writes The Passionate Puppet Gets Frisky, Liuguang is summoned by the Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya and becomes the twelfth Fatui Harbinger, “The Author.” * At first, the Knights of Favonius think the title of Harbinger means she’s a “bookish scholar” with “no strength to even truss a chicken.” That is, until a book called Today, the Irresistible Anemo Archon Has Captivated Everyone Again goes on sale. It outsells every other novel in Mondstadt’s bookstores and leaves the competition in the dust... After all, the male lead in the book is Lord Barbatos. Venti: ? * When Lumine first arrives in Liyue, she notices everyone seems to be giving her strange looks. Could word of her and Paimon’s adventures have spread from Mondstadt to Liyue already? Little does she know that a book called The Priceless Hilichurl King: 33 Days of Captive Love with the Traveler is currently making the rounds. * Zhongli is listening to a storyteller at a teahouse. He has just lifted his teacup when Tian Tie Zui says, “Today, we’ll discuss a new book by ‘The Author,’ Memoirs of an Adeptus’s Late Husband. It tells the story of the deceased husband of the Conqueror of Demons, our very own Geo Archon, Rex Lapis...” The next moment, a hairline crack appears in Zhongli’s teacup. For the detailed table of contents, see the end of the prologue.