Urban: I Just Became an Immortal Emperor, and Now I’m in the Family Group Chat

I’m Ye Bai, the mighty Hunyuan Wuji Immortal Emperor, capable of creating and destroying universes with a single thought!

After finally retiring to Earth… my mom dragged me into the family group chat with a single phone call! From then on, my life went completely off the rails!

“Xiaobai, help your second uncle get a discount!”

“Xiaobai, come do square dancing with Mom and make your debut in the center spot!”

“Xiaobai, your third aunt has set you up with someone. You have to go!”…

Dealing with these overenthusiastic mortal relatives is exhausting for an Immortal Emperor! But they’re family, so what can I do? I just have to spoil them!

So… I used my divine sense to snatch red envelopes until the group chat System crashed! I used my immortal essence to haggle until the capitalists begged for mercy! I used the laws of the Great Dao to help with homework until the teacher questioned reality!

Crushing the city is just basic routine.

Rich heirs? Show-offs? Masters of ancient martial arts? In front of an Immortal Emperor, they’re all trash!

I thought I’d spend my days relaxing amid all this hilarious chaos! Then one day, a girl appeared, stirring a ripple in my Dao heart, which had been as still as an ancient well for billions of years…

Wait! This familiar yet unfamiliar aura… Could she be the future Empress, peerless in grace and master of all under heaven?!

The Immortal Emperor’s hilarious retirement might be getting… a more exciting main plot?!