You Asked Me to Review Them, So I Sent Every Capitalist to Jail

【Urban】【System】【Livestream】【God-Tier Reviews】【Debunking Scams】【Power Fantasy】【Nemesis of the Powerful】【For Those Who Won't Take No for an Answer】 Just after transmigrating, Su Zhe gets forcibly bound to the 【Ultimate Review System】? The corners of Su Zhe's mouth shoot up. Thanks for asking, this is right up my alley. Time to launch all those unscrupulous capitalists into stardom, with a prison sentence to go with it! From the start, he tears into a shady influencer: “Even a dog wouldn't eat this trash. Anyone who buys it is a complete sucker!” His livestream explodes, and a million fans rush in at lightning speed! “Bro Zhe! Review that ‘100-Billion Subsidy’ flagship phone from Pinduoduo!”, The very next second, the brand is on its knees, crying and begging for mercy! “Bro Zhe! Is that ‘One Drop to Rejuvenate’ miracle essence just a scam?”, He reports it, and the manufacturer’s dirty secrets are exposed! “Bro Zhe! Is the top donor really a middle-aged creep pretending to be a big spender?”, The camera turns, and the guy is mortified on the spot! 【Milk tea target: sweetener levels exceed the limit by N times, ‘pearls’ are plastic, unidentified hairs… Congratulations, you're a projectile-poop warrior!】 【The streamer up ahead is talking up a storm, but the products are all industrial garbage! Costs fifty cents to make, sells for eighteen thousand! Anyone who orders loses 999 IQ points. You'd be better off starting over!】 The big shots tremble in fear: “A hundred million! Please, just shut up!” Su Zhe: “Money? Is that really as satisfying as sending you all to prison?” The whole internet watches as shady capitalists flee overnight, while fans shout: “Review God is the GOAT!” “Review God! Check if my boss is gaslighting me!” “Check the lottery jackpot numbers!” “Is Tieling really the end of the universe?!” Hop on! The internet's wildest reviewer is live. High stakes ahead, everyone buckle up. Anyone who disagrees can line up for execution!