Content warnings: Be sure to read the author's note at the end of Chapter 1.
1. No CP, but there is unrequited love, so it's tagged as romance. No going back, and there are original characters. If that bothers you, drop it. The characters are extremely OOC, so you may want to drop it.
2. It's painfully awkward. You could build a castle out of the cringe while reading.
3. The original-character tag at the beginning might be a bug. The author never selected it, so just ignore it (probably?). The author doesn't know how to change it.
4. The writing gets spectacularly bad in Volume 2, so you can skip it.
5. Ask questions, and I'll add them as item five.
6. The writing quality fluctuates, and it's often pretty superficial.
7. Updates are irregular.
While scrambling over a roadside pile of abandoned fries, Zhang Haiwang and Zhang Haipan both failed to notice an uncovered manhole and fell straight in, meeting their end in Earth Online and becoming proud members of the Zhang family. After supporting each other through thick and thin, they finally reached the day the Zhang family, which was no different from the Orange family, went bankrupt. As they were about to head overseas with the rest of the group,
[Ding! Your System Career Showdown has activated. Startup time: twenty-six years, faster than 0.1‰ of users.]
[Mission 1: Stay in the country, conceal your identity, and infiltrate the Wang family.]
Zhang Haiwang, who didn't even know what the Wang family was and could only sit at the port beside the luggage Zhang Haipan had tossed off the boat: ...
Zhang Haipan, who'd escaped by boat and kicked Zhang Haiwang while he was down: Faster than 0.1‰, hahaha! *laughing.jpg*
After enjoying decades of freedom, Zhang Haipan had only just returned to the motherland when
[Ding! Your System Romance Showdown has activated. Startup time: seventy-seven years, faster than 0.0‰ of users.]
[Mission 1: Find your destined one. (Hint: L)]
Zhang Haipan: ...
