[Beast Taming + Shop System + No Romance]
After Lin You accidentally ate a “no-label, expired, bacteria-infected, periodic-table-of-elements, Niu Kulu spicy strip,” she unexpectedly bonded with the shop System, Sang Sang. On half of Blue Star, she made herself rich and powerful by selling “no-label products.”
Memorable scene one:
“Who was it~ who brought you here to me~~ here to me~
It was that grandma~ who loves to hoard things~
It was those spicy strips~ expired for years and years~”
[Death Cause Analysis Report:
Cause of death: Spicy strips expired for six years, containing over 40,000 times the acceptable limit of aflatoxin
Additional injuries: Infection by over 100 kinds of bacteria, including Listeria, contracted in Grandma's freezer
Other causes: The ingredient list of the no-label spicy strips was full of artificial additives, and their extremely unhygienic production process caused food poisoning
Overall rating: SSS-rank bizarre death (eligible for inclusion in A Collection of Hilarious Deaths Across the Myriad Worlds)]
Memorable scene two:
Before eating the no-label spicy strips, a classmate and a Windstrike Cat (looking haughty and disdainful):
“What kind of lousy spicy strips are these? Five hundred a pack! Why not close the shop and rob a bank instead?”
After eating the no-label spicy strips,
Classmate: “Who said these spicy strips were expensive? They're practically a bargain! Just five hundred yuan gets the cat boss to train seriously for half a day! What a deal!”
Windstrike Cat: Meow meow meow~ (One more pack~)
…
Memorable scene three:
“It's a nine-tailed fox with a divine-grade talent!”
“Come clean. Where did you abduct it from?”
Under the envious and jealous stares of everyone around her, Lin You spread her hands innocently. “I found it outside my house last night.”
Chapter 60 review, not bad. Only after reading it did I realize that the last update was 11 days ago. . . The heroine is very normal, kind and smart but has an edge, and her character design is pretty good so far. One of the beast masters is Sangsang (space type) and the nine-tailed fox (currently fire and ice type). They are both cute girls. It's just that the heroine doesn't know if it's because the golden finger bound to it is a store system, so the way to solve the problem is always subconsciously done through the thinking of a businessman, which seems to have little to do with beast control... For example, in the beast control assessment and military training, other students gain extra points by fighting beasts and exploring secret realms; the heroine scores points by earning the price difference with items in the store. Although the rules don't say it's not allowed, but if you act like this, I feel like the heroine doesn't need to go to school at all, she just sells her goods somewhere else…