[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + gossip + adored by everyone]
Overworked office drone Meng Qianyu dies suddenly and transmigrates into a book, scoring an incredible start:
Her father is the mighty general defending Xiling, while her mother is the only daughter of Jiangnan’s richest woman!
She’s happily planning a carefree life of lying flat, only to be tricked by a foolish System into becoming a cannon-fodder character. She accidentally steals an opportunity meant for the lucky heroine and suffers the backlash.
The slacker is furious! Using the Demon Lord’s remnant soul that snuck across worlds, she takes on the Lord God and turns her miserable mission into a fun gossip-eating mode. But her level-up bonus is a social death package: her inner thoughts are leaking! The running commentary in her head, full of relentless snark, can be heard by the entire army!
[Sima Chenping is going to let the Xirong through the pass tonight] (The scout commander is stunned!)
[Foxtail grass? What? A divine herb from the cultivation world?] (She mocks Su Wan’er’s gift, then gets proven wrong!)
The army’s whole atmosphere changes: her father, Meng Yuanshan, uses his daughter’s inner thoughts to plan defenses and save lives; the soldiers prick up their ears for intelligence; and the Xirong enemy forces begin questioning their lives!
The reputation of the gossip-loving young war goddess reaches the capital, and the old emperor can’t sit still. Once Meng Qianyu is summoned back to court, an even bigger field of gossip opens up:
The court officials: Their corruption and affairs are exposed by her inner thoughts, and they beg the little ancestor to keep quiet!
The people of the capital: They happily feast on the genuine dirt about the powerful!
The main characters: Reduced to laborers.
Only then does she discover that this is a crumbling world formed from the fusion of multiple novels! The Heavenly Dao behind it all wants her to fix the world for free? Are her sealed memories supposed to hold her back?
Meng Qianyu plants her hands on her hips: “Dream on! I’ll keep eating the gossip and fanning the flames. The troublemaking protagonists can fix the world themselves!”
The other protagonists: “You’re so high and mighty, using us as your servants.”
Her powerful master: “Good disciple, you can do whatever you want in this world.”
