Chen Wei, a man who eats by his tongue - literally.
His taste buds can taste Odin's blood mixed with a few drops of water, taste the age of Meng Po soup mixed with Chang'e's tears, and even judge whether it is a Yiwu knockoff by licking a Quake power bank.
But when he accidentally discovered that his own blood was the most valuable "ultimate formula" on the black market, he was in big trouble:
The Templars wanted to soak him in formalin as a living test
The Indian Brahma Gang plans to transform him into an automatic bartending machine ("Soma brand" limited edition)
The Chinese cultivation team is even more outrageous - they want him to be a humanoid five-flavor cauldron to season the elixir every day
"Are you sick?" Chen Wei rushed while pouring homemade cocktails into his veins. "I opened a bar to make money, not to be a juicer for the gods!"
Now, welcome to "God Killing Happy Hour"——
Today's special: Odin's blood + Monkey King hair + a drop of Cthulhu saliva
Side effects: You may grow tentacles, lose your memory, or be hunted by three religious organizations at the same time.
Promotion: Buy a cup and get a free tip on "How to avoid disaster"
