"They said astrology was a scam, until I used it to pay off 2.88 million in debt."
Su Jinhui, a bankrupt chef, auxiliary police officer, and third-rate poet, hit rock bottom:
✅ Hounded by the bank for debt: collection calls came more punctually than his breakfast alarm.
✅ Divorced by his wife: she took the rice cooker and left him the credit card.
✅ Beaten down by reality: even when he set up a fortune-telling stall, urban management officers chased him off.
With nowhere else to turn, he had a sudden inspiration:
✨ Turn Tang poems into divination verses, charging 88 yuan for a four-line poem.
✨ Use his auxiliary-police experience to fight fraud by analyzing "scammer zodiac signs" on livestreams.
✨ Read birth charts for mortgages, with a down payment equal to thirty charity livestreams.
Just as he was about to turn his life around...
A livestream mishap made him blurt out that "astrology just exploits human weaknesses."
His wife Nuannuan smashed her wedding ring: "Even the stars can't save you this time."
The newly purchased marital home was auctioned off by the court, while the chat erupted: "Serves the scammer right."
Then, standing in front of a jianbing stall, he reached enlightenment...
An electronic wooden fish and a birth-chart app: transcend debt and cultivate immortality through algorithms.
A metaverse astrology bureau: use his auxiliary-police access to crack the virtual economy.
His ex-wife returned with a new bill for 2.88 million: "I'll remarry you, but first, get this Mercury retrograde right."
"Astrology isn't accurate? But I used it to pay off millions in debt!
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My favorite zodiac sign book is here. My little brother is pretty awesome. It's a good book worth recommending.