Torture Me, Please: I Screamed My Way from Poverty to the Top of the Rich List

Other streamers sing and dance. I conquer the whole internet through “self-torture” and become a pain-streaming sensation!

To save enough for my little sister’s surgery, I take down a boxing champion and raise hell at a hospital, becoming the craziest streamer around!

A foot massage hurts so much I roll my eyes back? Donations shoot me straight to the top of the rankings. The harder the fascia-knife massage therapist works, the more excited the chat gets! “Tip extra! Press as hard as you can!”

To unlock the “Labor Pain Simulator,” I strap on electrodes and howl, earning a thumbs-up from the Women’s Federation: “The first man to experience childbirth!” Even the head of the tourism bureau gets in on the action!

To unlock the “Ten Terrors of the Qing Dynasty” package, I let the viewers vote on the torture devices. The chat floods with messages: “You’ve earned every penny!”

The spicy food is so hot my mouth’s on fire, and the chat spams: “Make it spicier!”

Let me tell you, I’m all about the real thing!

Screaming in agony, I fight my way from the slums into the world of the wealthy.

Got a problem with me? One punch and you’re out! Think your family’s rich? One kick and you’re flying! On my way to save my sister, I even happen to rescue a wealthy heiress.

The whole internet cries out: “This cheat is trading his life for a power-fantasy plot!”