Monster List: Eat Me with an Elbow

Where did this come from?... Is this still in China? I accidentally ate a fake devil fruit and woke up with the power of a dragon! Taoist, Yang Eye, Nine-tailed Fox, Dragon Demon? Are you here to get the monster list for me? ? ? What should I do? What? You ask me, is it a human or a demon? ? ? ? Nonsense, of course I'm a human, could it be that I'm a shemale? Mom, I want to go home! Woo woo XX