The Odd Detective in Detective Conan

[Detective Conan Fan Fiction + Invincible Protagonist + Little Ai + Newbie Writing for Fun]

At the crime scene, Inspector Megure thinks it’s his lucky day. An unfamiliar passerby has shown impressive detective skills, meaning he can get off work early.

“Officer, now that the culprit’s been caught, I have somewhere to be, so I’ll get going.” Hane Rusu says goodbye to Inspector Megure while patting Ai Haibara on the head.

Watching this, Conan feels a light flash through his mind. He immediately shoots Mouri with a tranquilizer dart, then grabs his voice-changing bow tie and rushes to stop Hane. “Wait! He can’t leave!”

“Inspector Megure, don’t you think this man is suspicious? He suddenly showed incredible deductive skills, and Little Ai, who normally keeps everyone at arm’s length, doesn’t mind him touching her.”

Conan’s glasses flash as he continues his reasoning. “You may have disguised yourself, but those two clues are enough for me to figure out who you are!”

Juzo Megure: “Wait, could it be that guy?!”

Pleased to have Megure play along, Conan continues his deduction. “That’s right! He’s the eccentric detective who roams all over Tokyo solving cases, Hane Rusu. Though he has one of the world’s finest minds for solving crimes, he has committed an unforgivable crime...”

Before Conan can continue, Hane Rusu scoops up Little Ai and bolts. “Ai-chan and I are a match made in heaven. Who are you ugly losers to object?”

The police realize that he is the perverted lolicon they have been hunting all along, and immediately swarm after him.

Little Ai hasn’t said a word the entire time. She just covers her face tightly...