Me (suspicious face): System, are you sure that I am the host you are bound to?
System (with a cute face): Yes, the host is big.
Me (still suspicious): But, did you do a mission for Mao Wo to travel through time and brought this guy here? (Pointing to the autistic good-for-nothing uncle lying on the ground)
System (serious face): That's right, the host is great. Recently, the main god has developed a tie-one-get-one-free function. Traveling with your family to do missions will give you a better experience!
Me (feeling helpless): By the way, can't you choose someone else when you give me a gift? That's it? Do you want to make it more difficult for me to pass the level? System, if you want me to die, just say so!
System (with a straight face): Please don't question the system's products. After my comprehensive research, careful analysis, multiple inquiries, and careful consideration, I chose your sixth uncle to help you with the task. Don't worry, your sixth uncle is very reliable!
Me (with a deeply skeptical face): Are you sure?
System (rolls eyes, whistles, talks about him)
Me (feeling helpless): I am really going to be tricked to death, my twenty-year-old youth! Woohoo!
