The Useless Empress Is Slacking Off Online: I Just Want to Lie Flat

Name: The Useless Empress Is Slacking Off Online: I Just Want to Lie Flat
Author: Snack Cart

废物女帝在线摸鱼：我只想躺平

by Snack Cart (零食小推车)

Status: Completed
Length: 655k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Lighthearted comedy + sickly protagonist + food + building national strength through technology + goofy humor + political intrigue and mind games + subverting expectations + conquering the world + farming + no System + mistaken glorification + matriarchy + empress + industrial revolution + myriad realms + villain + unhinged + female protagonist transmigrates into another woman + no male lead + no romance + steampunk + sci-fi + obsessive]

The enemy is too powerful and the nation is doomed? What’s there to fear! I’ll casually unlock the tech tree, from firearms to hot-air balloons, and then the “Great Mercy Gatling Bodhisattva” that can send you flying! Let me show you what a modern technological mismatch looks like!

Bound by traditional rites and laws? Women can’t join the army or hold office? Nonsense! I’ll promote gender equality and let the young ladies take up guns and fight on the battlefield, proving their worth by knocking your teeth out!

The powerful ministers: Your Majesty, stop fooling around! Aren’t you supposed to be useless? How did you get more and more capable?!

The common people: Her Majesty is a saint come down from heaven! A bodhisattva sent to save us!

The enemy army: What the hell! That sickly empress is terrifying! Her divine weapons and her brain are downright inhuman!

Qi Qingchen: Sigh, I just want to enjoy a quiet hot pot and do a little infrastructure work. Why does everyone keep picking fights with me? Forget it. I’ll beat up whoever comes, then get back to eating.

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