When a social animal traveled through time and became King Zhou who offended Nuwa by writing "obscene poems", a hilarious counterattack using psychology to rewrite the script of the Gods began! As soon as the protagonist picked up the knife and wrote a poem in Nuwa's palace, the system said in a Northeastern accent: "Are you risking your life to write a love poem? Old sister Nuwa is pulling out her hair to shoot you!" At the critical moment, he threw out the holographic PPT and forcibly interpreted "Fengluan Treasure Account" as "The impact of office environment on leadership", and actually fooled Nuwa into holding a banner to attract monsters.
Back in the court, Fei Zhongyouhun wants to get kickbacks by choosing a concubine? The lie detector revealed it on the spot: "Tell the truth! Did you want to resell the bride price to Dongyi?" This was not enough. The protagonist pulled Bigan to use an abacus to calculate the psychology of immortals, led Shen Gongbao to create a blind box for immortal job hopping, and even turned Daji's crisis of fox demon possession into a "Double Form Demon Concubine 101" talent show. What's even more outrageous is that he turned the job fair for teachers into a "workplace PUA lightning protection meeting", and asked Zhao Gongming to live broadcast selling gold bars while riding a black tiger, and the Holy Mother Turtle Lingzhi carrying Ganoderma lucidum tea to apply for a "health consultant".
As the story progresses, the Butian Stone becomes a protective talisman for women in the workplace, Hunyuan Jindou is transformed into a manicure instrument, and even ancestor Hongjun's fishing time is clearly calculated by Bi Gan's abacus. In this anti-routine battle to become a god, the protagonist uses psychology to lash out at Heaven, forcing the saints to become arrogant, and making the gods collectively fall into the entanglement of the century of "fishing or KPI", and his ultimate goal is to make the 365 gods on the list of gods. This is a journey of anti-canonization that will make you laugh out loud, and it will subvert all your imagination of myths!
